{"id":303,"date":"2014-05-06T07:33:00","date_gmt":"2014-05-06T07:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rumahsunnah.com\/index.php\/2014\/05\/06\/ustadz-dukun-dan-modus-nya-hati2lah\/"},"modified":"2014-05-06T07:33:00","modified_gmt":"2014-05-06T07:33:00","slug":"ustadz-dukun-dan-modus-nya-hati2lah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pusatruqyahbekam.com\/index.php\/2014\/05\/06\/ustadz-dukun-dan-modus-nya-hati2lah\/","title":{"rendered":"Ustadz Dukun dan modus nya – hati2lah"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mendadak Dukun<\/span><\/span><\/span>
( Hati-Hati )<\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Tamu: \u201cAssalamu alaikum ustadz\u2026!\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>Ustadz: \u201cWaalaikumussalam. Silahkan masuk\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Tamu: \u201cBegini ustadz, mengenai komentar ustadz tadi, katanya ustadz punya amalan jitu agar bisa aman dari bala yang akan turun tahun ini. Ane berniat untuk mengamalkannya ustadz\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Ustadz: \u201cHmmm\u2026boleh\u2026boleh\u2026 Namun ada syaratnya untuk mengamalkan amalan tersebut.\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Tamu: \u201cSyaratnya apa ustadz? Ane siap mengamalkannya stadz!\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Ustadz: \u201cEnte shalat 5 waktu setiap hari?\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Tamu: \u201cEe\u2026aduh maaf stadz\u2026shalat ane masih bolong2\u2026hehehe\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Ustadz: \u201cKenapa masih bolong2? Syarat pertama, ente harus shalat 5 waktu setiap harinya karena itu adalah kewajiban dari Allah untuk hamba-Nya, dan tidak boleh ditinggalkan sekalipun! Jika sampe ditinggalkan, maka amalannya akan hilang, paham ente?\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Tamu: \u201cSiap ustadz, akan ane laksanakan!\u201d (Makin yakin ane kalo amalan ini baik, bukan sesat, karena syaratnya juga baik\u2026)<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Ustadz: \u201cAdapun amalan yang kedua, baca wirid ini setiap habis shalat 5 waktu, ini ane kasih buku wiridnya. Wirid ini karangan guru ane, didapat dengan susah payah setelah puasa 40 hari.\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Tamu: \u201cTerima kasih stadz\u2026! Insya Allah wiridannya akan ane amalkan setiap waktu. Ngomong2 maharnya berapa stadz?\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Ustadz: \u201cMaharnya gak usah, cukup bayar buku wiridnya saja, harganya hanya Rp.200ribu.\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Tamu: (Alhamdulillah gak mahal maharnya, mudah2an bukan ustadz materialis) \u201cIni uangnya stadz, terus ada syarat yang lain?\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Ustadz: \u201cSyaratnya tinggal satu lagi, mudah koq\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Tamu: \u201cApa itu stadz?\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Ustadz: \u201cEnte pelihara ayam tatawa yang lahir bulan shafar malam legi.\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Tamu: \u201cWah\u2026dimana ntu nyarinya stadz?\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Ustadz: \u201cCari aja dimana2, banyak yang jual koq\u2026 Kalo gak nemu, hubungi ane, nanti ane cariin.\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Tamu: \u201cBaik ustadz, ane pamit dulu\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Sepekan kemudian\u2026.<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Tamu: \u201cAssalamu alaikum ustadz!\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Ustadz: \u201cWaalaikumussalam\u2026Bagaimana ayamnya, ketemu?\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Tamu: \u201cBelum ketemu stadz, ane udah ngubek2 kota jakarta, gak ada yang jual kalo yang lahir bulan Shafar malam Legi, rata2 ayam mereka gak dicatet lahirnya.\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Ustadz: \u201cYaa kalo ente nyarinya di penjual ayam biasa gak bakal mereka tau waktu lahirnya. Kalo di kami hal itu sudah biasa, dan setiap ayam atau apa saja yang lahir selalu kami catet waktu lahirannya. Tunggu sebentar, ane coba kontak ke kawan ane dulu, masih punya stok gak.\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Tamu: \u201cBaik ustadz\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Tidak berapa lama\u2026<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Ustadz: \u201cAlhamdulillah kawan ane masih punya stok satu ekor ayam tatawa nya yang lahir bulan Shafar malam legi.\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Tamu: \u201cAlhamdulillah\u2026berapa harganya ustadz?\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Ustadz: \u201cHarganya agak mahal, karena termasuk ayam yang langka. Kawan ana mintanya 13 juta.\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Tamu: \u201cGleekkk!\u2026 (Mahal amat ayamnya\u2026seharga frame sepeda Polygon Collosus). Ya sudah gpp stadz, ana ambil. Hari ini ana transfer uangnya insya Allah\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Ustadz: \u201cOke, ana sudah pasti\u2019in ke kawan ana. Dia setuju.\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Tamu: \u201cKapan ayamnya bisa ane ambil stadz?\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Ustadz: \u201cBerhubung kawan ane tinggalnya di pulau Halmahera, terpaksa harus ane ambil dulu ayamnya kesono.\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Tamu: \u201cHaaahhh??? Koq jauh sekali stadz?\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Ustadz: \u201cYa jauh, daripada gak ada??\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Tamu: \u201cTerus kesananya gimana stadz? Kan butuh transport?\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Ustadz: \u201cAna siap kesono ngambil ayamnya. Ane cukup butuh uang transport 5 juta. Insya Allah 3 hari ana sudah kembali.\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Tamu: (Koq jadi kayak begini ya??? Mau dibatalin gak enak, udah terlanjur transaksi\u2026)<\/span><\/span><\/span>\u201cOke stadz, insya Allah nanti ane transfer.\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Setelah 3 hari\u2026<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Tamu: \u201cAssalamu alaikum\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Ustadz: \u201cWaalaikumussalam. Silahkan masuk\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Tamu: \u201cGimana stadz, dapat ayamnya?\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Ustadz: \u201cIni ayamnya. Gimana, bagus?\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Tamu: \u201cIya bagus stadz\u2026\u201d (tampang muka lesu)<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Ustadz: \u201cTolong ente pelihara baik2 ayam ini. Jangan sampe mati karena ini syarat agar ente aman dari bala.\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Tamu: \u201cBaik stadz. Ana pamit dulu stadz\u2026 Oh ya, ngomong2 umpannya apa stadz?\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Ustadz: \u201cOiya ane lupa kasihtau\u2026berhubung ayam ini langka, jadi gak boleh sembarang kasih umpan. Ayam ini hanya boleh dikasih umpan beras Mesir yang warnanya coklat.\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Tamu: \u201cHaaahhh??? Dimana belinya stadz?\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Ustadz: \u201cSusah nyarinya disini, adanya di Mesir. Tapi kalo ente mau, ane bisa ngadain. Harganya mahal, seliternya 300 ribu. Besok ente kemari aja, mudah2an berasnya sudah ada\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Tamu: Kabuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrr\u2026\u2026!!!!<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Awas banyak ustadz mendadak jadi dukun. Dukun juga pintar modus. Berhati2lah\u2026sudah banyak orang kaya yang bangkrut jadi miskin. Di dunia mereka bangkrut jadi miskin, di akhirat mereka juga bangkrut, hilang pahala2 mereka selama2nya, dan ancaman mereka adalah neraka. Jangan tertipu dengan mereka, jangan mendatangi mereka, jangan percaya mereka, jangan bermuamalah dengan mereka.<\/span><\/span><\/span>
<\/span><\/span>Copas dari Abu Fahd Negara Tauhid<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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